Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
I Love You Or I Hate You.

One day a boy was confuced to select a girl he tell one girl i love u and other 2nd girl i hate u and after sometime he change he said to 1st girl i hate u and 2nd girl i love u.

By:Amrinder sharmaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:178
Normal Lolx

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

By:billadonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:207
Sardar Jokes....

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

By:E narsing raoCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:385
9998511583

Pyara se dost ko salaam hamara,
Aap kaise ho sawaal hamara,
Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara,
Filhaal kabool kijiye “Good Morning” hamara…

By:bharatCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:170
Good Mood Good Morning

may be moring will good or morning is best its depend upon ur mood so i pray best mosrning to you

By:raviCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:97
Romantic Sms

I want U 2 miss me wen U think of
me,
kiss me wen I'm there.
Hold me like I'm you're everything,
twiddle your fingers in my hair.

By:Rathore 91364122Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:157
FRIENDSHIP

Quote on Friendship worth sharing.

Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never Hurts..
Make a Touch which never Pains.. &
Make a 'friendship' which never 'End

By:RAKESH SHAHCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:212
Love Relates

what is life? life is love....
what is love? love is kiss....
what is kisss? kisa is creating a more problm in life....

By:simranCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:136
Love Quotes

Love is like war......

Easy to start.......

Difficult to end.......

Impossible to forget.

By:markdacanayCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:128
Life Impression

I wake up every morning to express myself to many but only impress me.

By:nontlahlaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:70