Un forgettable 3 things in our life..
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1.Breakfast
2.Lunch
3.Dinner
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Har Message per Emotion hone ki zarurat hai..
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Hi...
Nityanand Quotes:
Din me Hari om,Raat me condom,
Din me agarbatti,Raat me Laalbatti,
Din me Puja & aarti,Raat me Divya & Bharti,
Din me swaha,Raat me Ahaa.
In a survey it was found dat 58% people had sex more than 2 time a week,
But d figure dropped drastically to 3% when thy addd the words 'WITH WIFE'
'Behind every sucesful man there is a women"
A-Swami vivekanand but..
'Behind every satisfied women thre is a tired man"-Swami Nityanand...
Girl Friend said 2 boyfriend: I am pregnant..
Boyfrnd says: R u sure dat its Mine.?
Girls starts crying & says: Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalea..???
Himesh Reshamiya ki shadi Ke 3 saal Baad sas Ne Bahu se Pucha- Good News kab de Rahi Ho ?
Bahu-Aap Unhe Samjhaye,Har Kam Topi Pehen ke Nahi Hota !!
In a Biology class Professor: Every one should draw d Diagram of Male Production Organ.
Boys: Sir,1st U Close Ur zip Because 1st Bench girls r Copying..!!
Dis 1 is cald a gud 1 :
Who's the most powerful man on earth?
Rajnikant's DAD
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Kyunki ek hi aadmi hai duniya me jisne Rajnikant ki Maa chod di hai..
You know why COMP/IT girls dont love ' Mechanical" Boys...
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Bcoz these girls only have the capacity of a pen drive,not of a Machine shaft...
What an Attitude !
A boy proposed to a Girl,
Girl-I am not accepting your proposal but I salute your choice..!!
Sex se pehle ladki ne apne boy frnd ko bola:Humare bache ka nam kya hoga?
Boyfrnd 3 condom pehen k Bola: Iske Baad bhi hoga to " RAJNIKANT" rakhenge!!
Sambha: Sardar,Is Thakur Ka kya karna hai,
Gabbar: Is Saale ke Dono Haath Kaat Do Aur Isko Din Mein 3 Baar Blue Film Dikhao,Apne aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega.
What is VEG & NONVEG?
BLUE-FILM Dekte waqt agr kisi aurat ki aankh me pani aaye to wo VEG aur chut me pani aaye to WO NON-VEG..
Minister 2 WIFE:
Sach sach batao,kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER-kab kab?
Wife:jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha,Dr.K Pas gayi thi,Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gayi thi,
Minister-Aur 3 baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 76 MLAs kum the..!
Pati-tera Kharcha bahut Badh gaya hai,mere ko har mahine haath lamba karna padta hai,
Patni-Jo tum Haath lambe nahi karonge to Muje ' PAR Felana " Padega..
Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai Pucho Kyon???
Usne Sales Girl se Kaha Aapki EK EK Item Mast Hai.
Aaj SONE Ka Kya Bhav Hai???
Santa-Sali se;
Teri Didi Busy Hai,Tu Niki Ko Dudh Pila De,
Sali-Muze dudh hi nahi ata,
Santa-Kamaal hai,Display to bahut bada hai,stock kuch nahin?
Why do girls attend classes regularly?
Because missing of period is sign of pregnancy..
Hilarious But true...
Sucess is jst like being Pregnant..
Everybody congratulates u..
But
Nobdy knows..
How many times you were FUCKED for it..
Gabbar raped Basanti in a dark room,
Gabbar: Bol Basanti,Maza aya kya?
"Kutte,light chalu kar,Mai Basanti nahi,Mausi hu,Ab tu bol,tuzhe Maza aya kya?
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