Digress of Girls..
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB-Lovely licable Breasts.
BSC-Beautiful curve.
MBBS-Member of big boobs society,
MBA-Married but available..
School me ek student ke papa uski class teacher ko kehte H ki 'Madam thoda aap zor lagao thoda main zor lagaata hu is saal bacha nikal hi jayega.."
Good Night..
Patni-Aaj Main Peticot Main Thi Tabhi Sasur Ji Aa Gaye..
Pati-Phir Tumne Kya Kiya?
Patni- Maine sharam Ke mare Peticot Utha Kar Ghunghat kr liya...
Defintion Of Arrange Marriage..
" Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga"..
&
Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE..
" Pahle Istemal kare,Phir Vishwas Kare"
Class me ek sir ne Madam ko kiss dekar kaha,
Dekho Bachho chumne se AIDS nahi felta !
Student : Accha ab ye dikhao sir,Ki Aids felta kaise hai !!
Quiz me final Sawaal Puchha gaya-Tum Kisi Sunder Ladki K Ander Sabse Zyada Kya Dekhna Pasand Karte Ho?
Award Winning Answer-" APNA L#nd.."
In a survey by 'TIMES' they found dat 58% of people had SEX more dan 4 times a week.But d figure dropped drastically to 30% wen they added d words 'AT HOME'..
Q-Prove AB/AG + 2MP+4WD+9MC=ABC
ARTS Student: Out Of syllabus
C.A Student: Ye Problem Hi Galat Hai,
MEDICAL Student: Its strange!Ye Kaise Aaya Hoga ?
ENGINEEARING Stdnt: Its so easy
A Boy Upon
A Girl(AB/AG)
+
2 Minutes presurur(2MP)
+
4 White Drops(4WD)
+
9 Months course(9MC)
=
Beautiful Child( ABC)...
Saas : Aane do mere Bete ko,usey beth k samjaungi Teri KARTUT.
BAHU : Koi Fyda Nahi,
Saas : Q
BAHU : Q k Tum Baith K Samjaogi Or Me LET k Samjaungi...
Dr.Lecturing..'SEX k time condom use karne se enjoyment me fark nahi padta..
GIRL : HARAMI!!
Polythene bag me RASGULLA daal k choos.tab pata chalega..!
Chhota ladka ladki ke sath naha raha tha..
Ladki : Kya me tumhari PIPI ko Khichu..?
Ladka ; Chal hat...
chhuna B mat,
Apni to Tod di meri bhi todegi kya..?
Little Boy : Dad, How was I Born..?
Dad : Well.Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At " Yahoo",We set up A Date via '
" E-Mail" & Met In " cyber cafe"
Ur Mom Agreed To " Download Data"
From My "PEN" Drive.
So I Put it in ur mom's USB 'PORT"& just when I was about to 'TRANSFER'we realised that non of Us Had'Installed' a 'ANTIVIRUS' or Firewall'
It was too late to hit 'CANCEl"
Nine Months Later A " Pop-up window'Apeared saying
' YOu Have Got A MALE"...
Shahjahan Tha Bewakoof Jo Banaya Itna Mahenga ' TAAJMAHAL"
Agar Rakhta utne Paise Bank Me " AAJ "
To Itna Aata " BYAAJ"
Ki Roz -Roz Aati Nayi-Nayi.." MUMTAAJ"
Wife : sunoji kam karte waqt mujhe mat pakda karo,
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli: Madam achhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,Main To Bol Bol Ke Thak gayi Hoon,
Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge.
Baba Ramdev : Aaj Aurat itna kam kapde Pehnti hai,Unki Bra,Taange,Peeth,Pura Badan Nanga Dikta Hai,..Santa Ki Aawaz Ai : Baba Yoga Karvao,subah subah Khada Mat Karavo...
Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!
Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!
Boy: MOM,Aap blouse mein paise kyo rakhti ho..?
MOM: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale..
Boy: " Bechare papa,roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rahte hai.."
Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...
Lady Patient: Dr.plz call my husband inside.Dr.trust me,i am gentleman,
Lady: No Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not gentelman..
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