Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Friendship

Natpuku nerakal theriyadhay,
pechigal thodarthal mudiyadhay,
nam natpudan edaivellai kedaiyadhay,
ithu 1 life nam abana anbuju enikumay marathay,
nanban tholil saithal podum kavalikal anathum therum
that s real life and frienship,
Good morning

By:priscilla Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:283
JOKES SMS TTTTTTT

'Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense,
I killed a person

Student: The Future tense is
You will go to a jail'

By:MehrAnCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:144
BIRTHDAY CARD

Through D years
I've shared so much wid U
bitter N sweet
U've been such a comfort
2 me helping me in every way
& all I wanna say today
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y

By:PATRICIACategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:200
I LOVE A Person Like

I love so much
-a
-smart
handsome
clever
- man which i was seen only in my dream
but in my real life who
will be?
Anyway I LOVE you

By:Priya.mCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:198
Apka Dost Appna

pyar ki kasti pe kaun nahi chadna chahta hai

par

ek

baar

jo

chad jaaye sala utrne ka naam hinahi leta

By:manojCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:166
Jit..play Boy

Great attitude for life time
Its true that lm not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that
many things r not perfect without me. —
jit

By:jitendra kumarCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:169
CHOR GAYE TANHA BHRI DUNYA MA

ZINDAGI KI RAHON MAIN TM BI CHOR GAYE AKHIR,
BARAY HAMDARD BANTY THAY MERA DILTOR GAYE AKHIR,
TM PE TO BARAY MAAN THY MERI UMEEDON KO,
AB KIS SY GILA KROON TM HI MOH MOR GAYE AKHIR,
LOG TO CHLO LOG THAY UNHO NE JO KIYA SO KIYA,
BHRI DUNIYA MEIN AJ TM B TANHA CHOR GAYE AKHIR.....????

By:KAINAT MALIKCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:313
Every Coin Has Two Sides

She :Do you Know every coin has two sides?
He:Then,I want to enjoy both sides of you!

By:jdCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:91
Good Morning

Some beautiful flower... To fragrance to ur life wish u a swt mrng.

By:Dnyanu nikamCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:67
GUD AFTER NOON

they love u bt they r nt ur lovers,
they care 4 bt they r nt from ur family,
they r ready 2 share ur painbt they r nt in ur blood relation,
.
.
.
THEY ARE
FRIENDS
.
.
.
TRUE FRIENDS
scolds like a dad!...

cares like a mom!...

teases like a sister!...

irritates like a brother!...

& finally luvs u mre than a lover...!

By:umadeviCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:444