Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

minister to sexy wife: sach batao tumne kitni baar humse bewafaai ki.?
Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye..
Minister:kab & kyo ?
Wife:jab aapka heart operation hua to doctor k sath,fir jab aap jail me the tab judge k sath,or thisri baar jab aapko sarkar banani thi aur aapke pass 78 MLA kam the..

A sincere devotee asked Buddha."I want PEACE," Buddha smiled & said: remove 'I'that's EGO Remove 'want' that's desire & than PEACW comes automatically..Good Evening

'JUST TRY IT ONES"
Measuring life by "What others do 4u"may disappoint u..but measuring life by 'what u do for others'will add more meaning to ur life..

'JUST TRY IT ONES"
Measuring life by "What others do 4u"may disappoint u..but measuring life by 'what u do for others'will add more meaning to ur life..

Two places are most valuable in the world.The Nicest place is to be in someone's thoughts and the safest place is to be in someone's prayers...Good Morning

If you want to see how rich you are,then don't count your money.just drop a tear from your eye and see how many hands come to hold it..Have a niceday

Butterfly dont know color of their wings,but human eyes know how nice it is..Like wise u dont know how good u r,but people know how special u r...Good Morning

ladkiyon ki upar ki sari cheeze 'B ' se shuru hoti hai-Blose,Bra,Bikini,boobs or
Niche ki 'P ' se-Peticoat,Panty,Pussy,Ab samjhe admi ko BP problem Q hota hai..

what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."

A little boy brust into his
parent"s room one night
and was astonished by
what he found his mother
doing to his father."Bunty!"he told a friend at
school next morning,
"and to think i get
punishments for just
sucking my thumb."

An old lady says to her husband,
want to go upstairs &have SEX?
He says,"i dont thinki can do both.

Shadi k baad muslim ladke se dosto ne pucha-Kaisa rha? Ladka-Kabhi apne khandan me shadi mat karna,zara sa zor lagaya to kehne lagi,Shakeel bhai! aaraam se...!!

A Good Relation does not need any Promises
&
Conditions.
It just needs two Wonderful People,
One who Fucks
&
another who Spreads D Legs
&
Gets Fucked Happily

Sex ke bad callgirl customer se boli "tumhari bansuri to bahut hi choti hai"
customer-"mujhe kya pata tha ke,stadium me bajaani padegi."

Santa suhagraat ko puri koshish ke baad bhi kamyab nahi hua to gusse me Biwi se bola: Tumhari pehle kisi ne nahi li kya?
Biwi-jisne bhi li salwar utaar ke li..

SEX_EXPERT:
Why Do Women Have Their Breast On Top..?
Because If They Had It Down,
The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk..

Women's nature as per bra size..
3O"=innocent
32"=calm
34"=defensive
36"=sexy
38"=hot
4O"=aggressive
42"=out of control
44"=neighbour's pride, owner cries

There was a big que of aunties in front of a Book Stall just b'cos of a simple spelling mistake in the advertisement which read: "Exchange old boobs for new"

Dil k dard ko zubaan par mat lana,
Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana,
zakham chahe kitne bhi gehare ho,
.
.
.
" DETTOL " ke siva kuch mat lagana

Awesome message,
" Start working to fulfill ur dream,Or else some day someone will put U in work to fulfill their dream..think about it...