O darling take ten roses in ur hand n see the mirror then u will 11 roses in mirror.
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Sardar Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar Aakar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai...
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BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP ke sath soyegi...
Sardar Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar Aakar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai...
?
BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP ke sath soyegi...
Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never Hurts..
Make a Touch which never Pains.. &
Make a 'friendship' which never 'End
Ek din mere saali me mujhse 500 ruppees liye or book angle hafte dongi Maine kaha 500nahi 1000 lo par Abhi do
Wife: Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?
Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!
Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?
Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!
Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!
opportunity is free,not taking action is expensive.
wife:we will go to the shopping this week,next week we will go to the restaurant,after that week we will go to the movies everyday of the week.ok na.
husband:...................
wife:tell me something.
husband:after that week we will go to the temple everyday ok na
wife:but why should we go to the temple
husband:after going to everywhere wat should we have.we are going not to pray god,we are going for begging.
wife:shocks,husband rocks..............
A man on his wedding night had sex with his wife and after he was done he paid his wife $500 and said i never fuck anyone for free!!
His wife returned $200 back and said i have never taken more than $300 from anyone ! :D :D :D