Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
HO Gaya Breakup

kaash wo jaan maag leti to
wo bhi de deta >,
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FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD:manng liya
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`or ho gaya breakup :":><

By:BHANWERLAL BISHNCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:364
Good Morning Sms

Every little smile can touch somebody's heart.may u fnd hundreads of reason to smile 2day n may u b d reason 4 some 1 else to smile always.......!

By:manjuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:146
Good Night

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.

Do not think of me...i m in ur eyes, in ur heart

Good Night

By:ABHIJEET TELANGCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:214
Friends LOVE,is Special Word For CARE,

SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE
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By:PankajCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:46
9871364038

Letter to universry Dean by a student..

Salam sale!ye bata kaun harmkhor papr set karta h..kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.upar se kutte papr checking to aise karte h jaise apni maa k maut ka badla lew rhe ho..Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yaha to harmkhor sab topper hi janme h..
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.tu khud is papr me 10 bar fail hua hoga.tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe..

By:sandeepCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:427
Horsepower Chana

roj subah khao chana
hamesha rahega tera lund tana tana
fir na karega koi mana
biwi ho ya girlfrnd kahegi
i love u yaar u r very sexy

By:maheshCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:159
FRIENDS FEELING

RISHTA HAMARA SABSE PYARA HO,
JAISE ZINDAGI KO SANSO KA SAHARA HO,
YAAD RAKHNA HAME US PAL ME BHI,
JAB HUMAKELE HO AUR SARA JAHAN TUMHARA HO.....!

By:SHARMA VIKAS Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:165
Qarara Rasha

Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.

By:shayan afridiCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:153
9958176181

Happy birth day wish u a day brings the best in life for u.
May life lead u to great happiness and success have a lovely Day

By:pankaj kumar misCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:130
Bhikhari Ki Jubani

Ek bar ek bhikhari subah- subsah apni duty par jata hai............bhikhari ki biwi bolti hai-- sunoji, sham ko gr aate samay do whisper k pkt lete aana......... bhikhari bolta hai- madarchod, gr mei khane k liye roti nhi hai, or tujhe chut k liye double roti chahiye.........................

By:Anuj Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:293