Frog-aapas me baat karte hai pehla dusre se tum raat bhar kaha the frog mai to peeli kothi me tha aur tum dusra frog-mai to swimming pool me tha raat me ek saap khojte hue aa raha tha ja raha tha jab mujhe nahi dundh paya to thuck ke chala gaya
Rani-ek baar talab me nahane jati hai tabhi aage piche dono taraf se frog ghush jate hai. Rat me raja sex karte hai. Subah dono frog bahar aa jate hai. .
Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri per sandas karni hai..
Sardar idli bana raha tha
Wife-tum itni achchi aur badi idli kaise bana lete ho???
Sardar - mere paas idli banane ka kapda hai
Wife - Haramkhor wo meri bra hai!!!!!!
Holi, Holi Holi Hai use diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhna
Happy Holi To You
MY HEART IS MINE ,
BUT WHENEVER I ARGUE WITH IT ABOUT YOU,
IT ALWAYS TAKE UR SIDE....
Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
i love you with all my heart.
i love u
i need u
i want u
i miss u
thunbathai poruthu kondalum,
veruppai poruthu
kolla mudiyathu....
The ugly truth:
Dear Girls, When a guy sees your cleavage,
he feels exactly the same way
that you feel, when you see the "SALE!" banner outside your favorite store.
And just want to grab all the stuff present there!