CALL GIRL TO 65YR OLD MAN:UNCLE AAP EK ADHA BAR TRY KARO NA"UNCLE:MEIN KAR NAHI PAUNGA. CALL GIRL "AAO NA UNCLE TRY KARO NAA, UNCLE NE KHADA KIYA AUR CALL GIRL KI BAJAA DI. CALL GIRL "HAI MAR GAYI.UNCLE : WO TO MEIN PAYEMENT KE BARE ME BOL RAHA THA
balance sheet is like bikini. It shows does not matter but what it reveals is mindblowing
A worried mother gives her daughter a packet of condoms b4 date..
Girl laughs, hugs her mom n says..yehi soch toh badalni h maa..!
I'm dating juli..give me 'mooli'..!!!
:D
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
DJ: sir! yest hoth tanka dance ge song hakbeku?
pub ownr: janagalu 5 peg hako tanka matra!
amele kuduk mundevu generator soundge kunithave..
frm:cv@
teacher-if any 1 die vat v suld do for them. student-we suld put birla cement 4 their mouth.
teacher- y?
Student-cse in advertisement. they'll say dat "there is a life in birla cement".
Boy-Teri dono tango k bich kya hai?
Girl-Nark hai..... or Teri dono tango k bich kya hai?
Boy-Ek papi khada he jo nark mein jana chahta hai.
Girl: aj sex karoge
Boy: nhi
Girl: q?
Boy: Kandom nhi h.
Girl: Tera to roz ka drama h.. lemination q nhi krwa leta hai.
I WAS ANXIOUS,NERVOUS.
when i saw 1st porn movie of my life...
I
did not ate anything for almost 1 and half day.
A girl decide to prepare a tea.
she open the fridge but did not find milk..
so she take off her top .....~
AND wear new clothes and goes to shop to bring milk packet.%%%%
SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA$$$$$$