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By:RAMACategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:271
NAUGHTY QUOTES

sexiest LINE WRITTEN ON THE GIRLS T-shirt
""LOOKING WON'T MAKE THEM BIG
YOU NEED TO WORK ON THEM""

mndr ROCKS

By:MILINDCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:156
DUDH KI MALAI YA LADKI LI MALAI

DUDH AUR LADKI MEIN KYA FARAK HOTA HAI????
JAB DUDH GARAM HOTA GAI TAB MALAI UPAR ATI HAI...
AUR JAB LADKI GARAM HOTI GAG TAB MALAI NEECHE RE ATI HAI@?!,---?,,???

By:OKIACategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:176
Adult Sms Engu

Dr. ki Tablet
Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

By:babuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:579
Adult Jokes

Dr. ki Tablet
Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

By:shabbirCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:592
Men's Choice !!!!

Arguing about Big & Small Boobs is like making a Choice Between Budwiser & Kingfisher BEER !!!

Men Will Take Whatever is Available As Long As It Is Not FLAT !!!!

By:Amit ChuryCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:182
Adult Sms & Quotes

Sindhi suhagraat mein dhire dhire wife ki panty uttar raha tha.

Wife: A jiiii kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi: Kapda achha hai.90 rupye meter ka to hoga ????

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:169
GALIB KOKOM

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

By:JYOTICategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:169
Galib Sahab

alib sahab





Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

By:naman singhCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:226
Advice Shayari

choot kya marte ho pani to aata jata hai
marni hai to gand maro sala lund to haluaa khata hai

By:abhishek Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:100