Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
Give an example of complete business failure due to negligence?
A pregnant prostitute
A guy's point of view sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, So let us begin
BABA RAMDEV: Beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.
BHAKT: To baba ye LUND aap hi rakh lo jadi buti kootne ke kam ayega.
Rani-ek baar talab me nahane jati hai tabhi aage piche dono taraf se frog ghush jate hai. Rat me raja sex karte hai. Subah dono frog bahar aa jate hai. Frog-aapas me baat karte hai pehla dusre se tum raat bhar kaha the frog mai to peeli kothi me tha aur tum dusra frog-mai to swimming pool me tha raat me ek saap khojte hue aa raha tha ja raha tha jab mujhe nahi dundh paya to thuck ke chala gaya.
Early to bed Early to Rise
proves that a man has no intrest in his wife..:P
Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA...Aap bi..
Chachi: Papu hum ek chat ki dukan kholenge aur Rs.10/- plate me denge.
Papu: Thik hai me board me likh dunga 10/- me chachi ki chat lo.
A note in the SEX shop-
'Please hold the magazines with BOTH hands while reading..""
Dust is dirty clean it,
Past is painful forget it,
Future is dream do not touch it,
Present is in our hand make the best it.
BE HAPPY & TAKE CARE