Ek bar ek bacha apne baap k 7 ja rha hota hai tbhi raste mein samne ek kutta-Kuttiya sex kr rhe hote hai hote hai tb bacha baap se puchta hai papa-2 ye kya kr rhe hai
Baap- Beta kutte ko chot lgi hai islyr kuttiya us ko sahara de rhi hai
Bacha--Ajib dunia hai jise sahara de rhi hai vhi G@nd b mar rha hai,,,,,
Jale hue Tost aur Pregnant Grl Frnd ko dekh kr har Yhi Sochta hai Ki...
Kash ek Minue pehle nikal liya hota...
Love is not about hugging, kissing and Sex...
Its all about appreciating, respecting and trusting a person with open legs, closed eyes, wet lips and saying push it more....
I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..
I LOVE U VIKRAM
Chachi: Papu hum ek chat ki dukan kholenge aur Rs.10/- plate me denge.
Papu: Thik hai me board me likh dunga 10/- me chachi ki chat lo.
Meaningful sentence written on women shoe shop:
.
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20% off...If purchased within 10 minutes.
Ladies ke sath kaun kaisa bartav karta hai.
Petrolwala: Kitna Dalu?
Dhobi: madam aap kapde nikal k rakho,mai abhi ata hu..
Xeroxwala: Madam aage piche dono taraf se karu,ya sirf 1 side se..
Fruitwala:medam kele ka size to dekho dilkhush ho jayega.
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Bankwala : Medam so so ke du..
Hilarious one Liners!
If you don't belive in oral sex,keep your mouth shut!
-opinion is like an ass hole,every1 has one,
-chess players mate better!
-Excuses r like asses:every1 has em & they all stink
-squirrels who run up women's leg do not find nuts!
-if i could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put you between F and CK.
-sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men hve to pay sex!
-impotence:Nature's way of saying 'No hard feeling"
-If you think sex is a pain in the ass,you're doing it wrong.
-The difference between a husband and a love is the difference between day & night!
-A tight dress is like a barbed fence.it protects the permises without restricting the view!
Girl-Mujhe tumare chukule bahut pasand hai
Boy- Mujhe bhi tumhari chut aur kule 2no bahut pasand hai...
3 Behno ki Ek saath Shadi Huyi OR..
Teeno apne Apne HUSBAND k saath HONEYMOON Par Gayi..
1st Ne Apni Maa Ko SMS kiya-'NESCAFE'
Maa Ne NESCAFE ka Add dekha Or..
Khush Hui..
GOOD TO THE LAST DROP
2nd ne SMS Kiya-'BENSON & HEDGES"
Maa ne Add Dekha Or Khush Hui..
Add Tha-KING SIZE EXTRA LONG..
3rd Ne SMS Kiya-'BRITISH AIRWAYS'
Maa Add Dekh Kar GHABRA Gayi..
Add Tha-3 TIMES DAILY,
7-Days a Week, Both ways..