MR X : Meet My Wife CHAMPA
Mr Y : Oh!! I Know
Mr X : How ?
Mr Y : V were caught sleeping together,
Mr X : What the hell?
Mr Y : During Lecture in Maths.
Couple agreed that whenever thay want to hv SEX thy will say "Let's make a phone call"
1day d man sent hi son to tell Mum while she was busy in kitchen.
Son-Mom,dad is asking u to come so he can make a phone call.
MUM-Go tel dad i m out of coverage area,
DAD-Go tell ur mom that if she cant come i will make d call elsewhere.
MUM-Go tel ur Dad if he does that,I will open a call centre here.
A women recently changed her facebook stats to 'I got my Period'.
20 Guys 'Liked'it,
30 Guys said 'Thank God'
Ladki: Condoms Dena.
Dukaandar masti mein: Kis liye ?
Ladki Gusse se: Tere Baap ko Gift Dungi,Taki tere jaisa dusra chutiya paida na ho.
Suhagrat k 3din bad dulha room k bahar nikla,
Friend: Itna lamba suhagrat,
Dulha: Kamine ye bata tel ki botal me FEVIQIK kisne milaya tha.
Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.
Recommended dosage of viagra.
New g/f : No Need.
Old g/f : Half tablet.
Mistress : 1 tablet.
Wife : 2tabs+Blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission.
Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,
I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai..
Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully
Jo apni Grlfrnd ko chand samajhte hai wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki..
chand par apse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hai,
Inke alawa 1 kutta bhi tha.