Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se puchha: kya mehsus karti ho ?
Patni: Ab tak RECHARGE krvati thi, Aaj se lifetime ho gaya.
Ab zindgi bher INCOMEING..
New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
Wife: hey ram !
To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??
Police ladki ko:
Tumne apne boy friend ko kuyn mara?
Ladki: Bhenchod ne bed pe giraya,bra utari,panty nikali,condom pehna,tang uthai,Aur bola:april fool
Boy ; Mujse shadi kar lo mera bahut ' Lamba' hai.
Girl: kya?
Boy; 'anubhav'
Girl: Thik hai me tayyar hu mera bhi kafi gahra hai.
Boy: kya?
Girl: 'Aatmvishvas.
pehle hath me lo
phir sidha karo
phir muh me lo
phir thuk lagao
phir andar ghusao
kitna muskil hai na sui me dhaga dalna.
5 men enter a KINGFISHER flight & force all Airhostess nude.
All girls lie down naked.
1 girl asks: Is it a Hijack,Robbery Or Mr.Mallya's Routine visit ?
Good Night
Digress of Girls..
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB-Lovely licable Breasts.
BSC-Beautiful curve.
MBBS-Member of big boobs society,
MBA-Married but available..
1 Mandir ki diwar pe likha tha,
Agar Gunah kr k thak gaye ho to ander aaja..
Nich 1 ladki lipstick se likh gai..
Agar Nahi Thake to Mandir ke Piche Aa ja..!
KUTTE sex KAR RAHE THE.
BOY: papa ye kya he?
PAPA:Ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha he..!
BOY: ajib kalyug he.Jisko sahara do wahi Gand marte he..
Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Kadki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo kitab fad dega..