Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Adult Sms & Quotes

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se puchha: kya mehsus karti ho ?

Patni: Ab tak RECHARGE krvati thi, Aaj se lifetime ho gaya.

Ab zindgi bher INCOMEING..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:171
Adult Sms & Quotes

New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
Wife: hey ram !
To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:170
Adult Sms & Quotes

Police ladki ko:

Tumne apne boy friend ko kuyn mara?
Ladki: Bhenchod ne bed pe giraya,bra utari,panty nikali,condom pehna,tang uthai,Aur bola:april fool

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:171
Adult Sms & Quotes

Boy ; Mujse shadi kar lo mera bahut ' Lamba' hai.

Girl: kya?

Boy; 'anubhav'

Girl: Thik hai me tayyar hu mera bhi kafi gahra hai.

Boy: kya?
Girl: 'Aatmvishvas.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:216
SEX Procedure

pehle hath me lo
phir sidha karo
phir muh me lo
phir thuk lagao
phir andar ghusao
kitna muskil hai na sui me dhaga dalna.

By:rahulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:151
Adult Sms & Quotes

5 men enter a KINGFISHER flight & force all Airhostess nude.

All girls lie down naked.
1 girl asks: Is it a Hijack,Robbery Or Mr.Mallya's Routine visit ?

Good Night

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:200
AFSGBHNJKL

Digress of Girls..
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB-Lovely licable Breasts.
BSC-Beautiful curve.
MBBS-Member of big boobs society,
MBA-Married but available..

By:sandeepCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:176
Adult Sms & Quotes

1 Mandir ki diwar pe likha tha,
Agar Gunah kr k thak gaye ho to ander aaja..

Nich 1 ladki lipstick se likh gai..
Agar Nahi Thake to Mandir ke Piche Aa ja..!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:181
Adult Sms & Quotes

KUTTE sex KAR RAHE THE.

BOY: papa ye kya he?
PAPA:Ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha he..!
BOY: ajib kalyug he.Jisko sahara do wahi Gand marte he..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:177
Adult Sms & Quotes

Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Kadki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo kitab fad dega..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:186