Un forgettable 3 things in our life..
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1.Breakfast
2.Lunch
3.Dinner
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Har Message per Emotion hone ki zarurat hai..
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Hi...
Nityanand Quotes:
Din me Hari om,Raat me condom,
Din me agarbatti,Raat me Laalbatti,
Din me Puja & aarti,Raat me Divya & Bharti,
Din me swaha,Raat me Ahaa.
In a survey it was found dat 58% people had sex more than 2 time a week,
But d figure dropped drastically to 3% when thy addd the words 'WITH WIFE'
'Behind every sucesful man there is a women"
A-Swami vivekanand but..
'Behind every satisfied women thre is a tired man"-Swami Nityanand...
Girl Friend said 2 boyfriend: I am pregnant..
Boyfrnd says: R u sure dat its Mine.?
Girls starts crying & says: Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalea..???
Himesh Reshamiya ki shadi Ke 3 saal Baad sas Ne Bahu se Pucha- Good News kab de Rahi Ho ?
Bahu-Aap Unhe Samjhaye,Har Kam Topi Pehen ke Nahi Hota !!
In a Biology class Professor: Every one should draw d Diagram of Male Production Organ.
Boys: Sir,1st U Close Ur zip Because 1st Bench girls r Copying..!!
Dis 1 is cald a gud 1 :
Who's the most powerful man on earth?
Rajnikant's DAD
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Kyunki ek hi aadmi hai duniya me jisne Rajnikant ki Maa chod di hai..
You know why COMP/IT girls dont love ' Mechanical" Boys...
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Bcoz these girls only have the capacity of a pen drive,not of a Machine shaft...
What an Attitude !
A boy proposed to a Girl,
Girl-I am not accepting your proposal but I salute your choice..!!