Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Adult Sms & Quote

Sex se pehle ladki ne apne boy frnd ko bola:Humare bache ka nam kya hoga?
Boyfrnd 3 condom pehen k Bola: Iske Baad bhi hoga to " RAJNIKANT" rakhenge!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:166
Adult Sms & Quotes

Sambha: Sardar,Is Thakur Ka kya karna hai,
Gabbar: Is Saale ke Dono Haath Kaat Do Aur Isko Din Mein 3 Baar Blue Film Dikhao,Apne aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:167
Adult Sms & Quotes

What is VEG & NONVEG?
BLUE-FILM Dekte waqt agr kisi aurat ki aankh me pani aaye to wo VEG aur chut me pani aaye to WO NON-VEG..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:137
Adult Sms & Quotes

Minister 2 WIFE:
Sach sach batao,kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER-kab kab?
Wife:jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha,Dr.K Pas gayi thi,Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gayi thi,
Minister-Aur 3 baar?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 76 MLAs kum the..!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:336
Adult Sms & Quotes

Pati-tera Kharcha bahut Badh gaya hai,mere ko har mahine haath lamba karna padta hai,
Patni-Jo tum Haath lambe nahi karonge to Muje ' PAR Felana " Padega..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:166
Adult Sms & Quotes

Jewllery shop me 1 Aadmi Ki Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai Pucho Kyon???
Usne Sales Girl se Kaha Aapki EK EK Item Mast Hai.
Aaj SONE Ka Kya Bhav Hai???

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:156
Adult Sms & Quotes

Santa-Sali se;
Teri Didi Busy Hai,Tu Niki Ko Dudh Pila De,
Sali-Muze dudh hi nahi ata,
Santa-Kamaal hai,Display to bahut bada hai,stock kuch nahin?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:165
Adult Sms & Quotes

Why do girls attend classes regularly?
Because missing of period is sign of pregnancy..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:93
Adult Sms & Quotes

Hilarious But true...

Sucess is jst like being Pregnant..
Everybody congratulates u..
But
Nobdy knows..
How many times you were FUCKED for it..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:180
Adult Sms & Quotes

Gabbar raped Basanti in a dark room,
Gabbar: Bol Basanti,Maza aya kya?
"Kutte,light chalu kar,Mai Basanti nahi,Mausi hu,Ab tu bol,tuzhe Maza aya kya?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:166