Digress of Girls..
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB-Lovely licable Breasts.
BSC-Beautiful curve.
MBBS-Member of big boobs society,
MBA-Married but available..
School me ek student ke papa uski class teacher ko kehte H ki 'Madam thoda aap zor lagao thoda main zor lagaata hu is saal bacha nikal hi jayega.."
Good Night..
Patni-Aaj Main Peticot Main Thi Tabhi Sasur Ji Aa Gaye..
Pati-Phir Tumne Kya Kiya?
Patni- Maine sharam Ke mare Peticot Utha Kar Ghunghat kr liya...
Defintion Of Arrange Marriage..
" Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga"..
&
Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE..
" Pahle Istemal kare,Phir Vishwas Kare"
Class me ek sir ne Madam ko kiss dekar kaha,
Dekho Bachho chumne se AIDS nahi felta !
Student : Accha ab ye dikhao sir,Ki Aids felta kaise hai !!
Quiz me final Sawaal Puchha gaya-Tum Kisi Sunder Ladki K Ander Sabse Zyada Kya Dekhna Pasand Karte Ho?
Award Winning Answer-" APNA L#nd.."
In a survey by 'TIMES' they found dat 58% of people had SEX more dan 4 times a week.But d figure dropped drastically to 30% wen they added d words 'AT HOME'..
Q-Prove AB/AG + 2MP+4WD+9MC=ABC
ARTS Student: Out Of syllabus
C.A Student: Ye Problem Hi Galat Hai,
MEDICAL Student: Its strange!Ye Kaise Aaya Hoga ?
ENGINEEARING Stdnt: Its so easy
A Boy Upon
A Girl(AB/AG)
+
2 Minutes presurur(2MP)
+
4 White Drops(4WD)
+
9 Months course(9MC)
=
Beautiful Child( ABC)...
Saas : Aane do mere Bete ko,usey beth k samjaungi Teri KARTUT.
BAHU : Koi Fyda Nahi,
Saas : Q
BAHU : Q k Tum Baith K Samjaogi Or Me LET k Samjaungi...
Dr.Lecturing..'SEX k time condom use karne se enjoyment me fark nahi padta..
GIRL : HARAMI!!
Polythene bag me RASGULLA daal k choos.tab pata chalega..!