Chhota ladka ladki ke sath naha raha tha..
Ladki : Kya me tumhari PIPI ko Khichu..?
Ladka ; Chal hat...
chhuna B mat,
Apni to Tod di meri bhi todegi kya..?
Little Boy : Dad, How was I Born..?
Dad : Well.Son Ur Mom & I Got Together At " Yahoo",We set up A Date via '
" E-Mail" & Met In " cyber cafe"
Ur Mom Agreed To " Download Data"
From My "PEN" Drive.
So I Put it in ur mom's USB 'PORT"& just when I was about to 'TRANSFER'we realised that non of Us Had'Installed' a 'ANTIVIRUS' or Firewall'
It was too late to hit 'CANCEl"
Nine Months Later A " Pop-up window'Apeared saying
' YOu Have Got A MALE"...
Shahjahan Tha Bewakoof Jo Banaya Itna Mahenga ' TAAJMAHAL"
Agar Rakhta utne Paise Bank Me " AAJ "
To Itna Aata " BYAAJ"
Ki Roz -Roz Aati Nayi-Nayi.." MUMTAAJ"
Wife : sunoji kam karte waqt mujhe mat pakda karo,
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli: Madam achhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,Main To Bol Bol Ke Thak gayi Hoon,
Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge.
Baba Ramdev : Aaj Aurat itna kam kapde Pehnti hai,Unki Bra,Taange,Peeth,Pura Badan Nanga Dikta Hai,..Santa Ki Aawaz Ai : Baba Yoga Karvao,subah subah Khada Mat Karavo...
Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!
Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!
Boy: MOM,Aap blouse mein paise kyo rakhti ho..?
MOM: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale..
Boy: " Bechare papa,roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rahte hai.."
Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...
Lady Patient: Dr.plz call my husband inside.Dr.trust me,i am gentleman,
Lady: No Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not gentelman..