minister to sexy wife: sach batao tumne kitni baar humse bewafaai ki.?
Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye..
Minister:kab & kyo ?
Wife:jab aapka heart operation hua to doctor k sath,fir jab aap jail me the tab judge k sath,or thisri baar jab aapko sarkar banani thi aur aapke pass 78 MLA kam the..
A sincere devotee asked Buddha."I want PEACE," Buddha smiled & said: remove 'I'that's EGO Remove 'want' that's desire & than PEACW comes automatically..Good Evening
'JUST TRY IT ONES"
Measuring life by "What others do 4u"may disappoint u..but measuring life by 'what u do for others'will add more meaning to ur life..
'JUST TRY IT ONES"
Measuring life by "What others do 4u"may disappoint u..but measuring life by 'what u do for others'will add more meaning to ur life..
Two places are most valuable in the world.The Nicest place is to be in someone's thoughts and the safest place is to be in someone's prayers...Good Morning
If you want to see how rich you are,then don't count your money.just drop a tear from your eye and see how many hands come to hold it..Have a niceday
Butterfly dont know color of their wings,but human eyes know how nice it is..Like wise u dont know how good u r,but people know how special u r...Good Morning
ladkiyon ki upar ki sari cheeze 'B ' se shuru hoti hai-Blose,Bra,Bikini,boobs or
Niche ki 'P ' se-Peticoat,Panty,Pussy,Ab samjhe admi ko BP problem Q hota hai..
what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."
A little boy brust into his
parent"s room one night
and was astonished by
what he found his mother
doing to his father."Bunty!"he told a friend at
school next morning,
"and to think i get
punishments for just
sucking my thumb."