Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Adult Sms & Quotes

An old lady says to her husband,
want to go upstairs &have SEX?
He says,"i dont thinki can do both.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:120
Adult Sms Quotes

Shadi k baad muslim ladke se dosto ne pucha-Kaisa rha? Ladka-Kabhi apne khandan me shadi mat karna,zara sa zor lagaya to kehne lagi,Shakeel bhai! aaraam se...!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:160
Adult Sms Quotes

A Good Relation does not need any Promises
&
Conditions.
It just needs two Wonderful People,
One who Fucks
&
another who Spreads D Legs
&
Gets Fucked Happily

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:217
Adult Sms Quotes

Sex ke bad callgirl customer se boli "tumhari bansuri to bahut hi choti hai"
customer-"mujhe kya pata tha ke,stadium me bajaani padegi."

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:163
Adult Sms Quotes

Santa suhagraat ko puri koshish ke baad bhi kamyab nahi hua to gusse me Biwi se bola: Tumhari pehle kisi ne nahi li kya?
Biwi-jisne bhi li salwar utaar ke li..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:165
Adult Sms Quotes

SEX_EXPERT:
Why Do Women Have Their Breast On Top..?
Because If They Had It Down,
The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:139
Adult Sms Quotes

Women's nature as per bra size..
3O"=innocent
32"=calm
34"=defensive
36"=sexy
38"=hot
4O"=aggressive
42"=out of control
44"=neighbour's pride, owner cries

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:242
Adult Sms Quotes

There was a big que of aunties in front of a Book Stall just b'cos of a simple spelling mistake in the advertisement which read: "Exchange old boobs for new"

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:167
FUUNY SMS QUOTES

Dil k dard ko zubaan par mat lana,
Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana,
zakham chahe kitne bhi gehare ho,
.
.
.
" DETTOL " ke siva kuch mat lagana

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:188
Motivation SMS Quotes

Awesome message,
" Start working to fulfill ur dream,Or else some day someone will put U in work to fulfill their dream..think about it...

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:149