Naai ki Dukan ke uper ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali,Dukan me andhera ho gaya ! Naai ne awaaz di..: Bhabiji,Sari uper utha lo,Muje baal katne h..a
" THE FAITH"
Trust of a friend should be like the feeling that a one year old baby has;wen u throw him in the air,he laughs,bcoz he know u'll catch him"
Santa : meri Biwi bewfuk hai,ghar me electric nahi or Microwave le aayi..
Banta : Meri to aur zyada hai khudke pass panic hai nahi or Purse me CONDOM rakhati hai..
A kid to dad-whats between Moms legs ?
Dade : PARADISE
Kid-Whats beetween your leg ?
Dad -The key to paradise.
Kid : Dad pls changed d Lock.Our neigbour has a duplicate Key,,
Kitni kathor vidabana hai kudarat ki,
Phulo ka raja " Gulab" kato me rehta hai...OR
Jeevan ka nirmata jhato me rehta hai..
Every successful has a painful story...
Every painful stories has a successful ending...
So, accept the pain and get ready to success.
Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
Who is stronger Man or Woman?
Ans : Woman
coz she lift two mountains on her chest while man lift 2 stones with the help of a crane
A negro attended a function without dress.sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"
A soldier gt married .But on 1st night wife having period.He telegrams to HQ .
"red alert on front,extend leave"
Reply from HQ : "attack from back and report"