Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Girls Are Using Candles

Lights went off in girls hostel at night.The warden called up electricity office and says :

SEND YOUR MEN IMMEDIATELY COZ THE GIRLS ARE USING "CANDLES"

By:HalseyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:164
Clapping

Club dancer dancing, Public clapping.
She removed top,More claps.
She removed bra , Loud claps.
She removed panties,No claps..Y?

No man can clap with 1 hand.

By:BrandonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:191

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