Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Formula Of WATER

Teacher- what is the formula of WATER? snigdhamoy- H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O. Teacher- stupid,what are you telling.... Snigdhamoy-mam, you told me yesterday,that the formula of water is H2O.

By:SNIGDHAMOYCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:193
For My Kaminey Frndzz

Ab kuch na kisi se bolenge bs tannai me chap.chap rolenge ab to need to ankho me aati nahi chalo ab mout ayegi tab jee bhar ke soyenge....miss u frndzz

By:vikram.singh.hadCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:151
Good Mrng...:D

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ?
Who is she ?
Do you know ?
Answer =Tea
Chai piyo Mast jio …Good morning!!!

By:ranjeethCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:223
Hai Friends This Is Chiru

Un kangal paarkum tholaivil naan illai endru varuthapadathe nee ninaithu paarkum alavil un idhayathil iruppen yeppothum.
nalla nanbanaga valnal muluvathum…

By:chiruCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:164
Love Is Uncoditional

"I Trust you'' is a better compliment than '' I Love you'' becouse you may not always trust the one you love, but believe me you can always love the one you trust for the rest of your life...by Jayco West. My whats number is +27747403886. :p

By:Jayco westCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:246
My Heart Is For You Sweet Heart

Immature love says:
I love u bcoz Ineed u
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>>-’. - — - .’—>
‘ .. ‘
mature love says:
I need u bcoz I love u

By:jorambeCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:183
Need Help From Yours

does anyone know what is the best way to face life when you have the hardest time?

By:RadhikaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:82
I Know You

you cannot count your hair.
and you cannot breath when your tongue is outside of your mouth.
i know. now your tongue is outside.
now you are laughing.
now you are thinking why u did that.
don't worry i will not tell this to anyone.

By:RadhikaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:274
For The Crazyness

if you don't do any crazy stuff now . you will not have any story to think and laugh when you are old.

By:RadhikaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:102
Think This Before U Quit.

never give up on anything easily. when you are about to quit think about everyone who wants you to quit.

By:RadhikaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:104