Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Good Friend

a good friends show,
happy every minute,
sad every minute,
frendship all over a life..

meet me on my adress

By:vex- HBCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:141
My Dear SAINI BRO.

Dear Brother,

On your Birthday I just want to thank God for giving me such a understanding and caring brother in life! May you get the best of everything. Happy Birthday BigB

By:SIMMI RAICategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:202
U Blady Buggers

why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
why u people r spoiling the girls life
don't miss use the girls numbers plz
if Ur birth from mother wounds don't do this

By:Charan anjali Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:428
Girl Friend Ni Bhikhari Bana Diya

ek ladka ek admi se bhikh mang raha tha,boy-sahab 10 rupye dejiye no coffi pini hai. man- abe coffi to 5 rupye me milti 10 rupye kis liye?...boy-sahab sath me girlfrend hai...man- abe bhikhari ho ke girlfriend rakhta hai.boy- nahi sagab girlfiend ne bhikhari bana diya....................

By:Abhay kumar singCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:288
Needs A Female Friend

I'm handsom, cute tall looking guy. Need a true relationship forever. Single Ladies, Divorce ladies. From any country, U can call or whatsapp me on 8060690250

By:sylvesterCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:159
RATAN Rajput

Dil ko na jane kyo toda usne,
Bich rah me hi sath chhora usne,
Jab aeise hi jaana tha unko,
To fir ye bandhan kyu joda usne.

By:ratanCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:145
Happy Birthda

Milton
You are a wonderful person, who is caring with a big heart. We will celebrate your birthday like its meant to b. Happy Birthday bro, and that today and the years following be filled with love joy and happiness, that you deserve.

By:patricia Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:243
Before Blaming The Hawk

Before you can blame the hawk for his wickedness
First of first blame the mother of the chicken for exposing their children to danger.

By:Fabulous FridayCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:141
Love Quote

Loving someone who does not love you In-return
Is like shaking a huge iroko tree to make a tiny dew fall.

By:Fabulous FridayCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:112
Love Life Everything

I trust in love 09849795102

By:chubbyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:27