Risky Question:
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
You are and will always be my princess, my lover, my best friend, my soul mate, my life, no matter how many of your birthdays come and go. Happy, happy birthday
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.
Mud Mud Kr Naa Dekh Mujhey,
Yu Hanstey Hanstey,
Mere Dost Hain Bade Hoshiyar,
Keh Dengey Bhabhi Namastey..
Kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote,
aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote,
Agar is tarah bhul jana hi tha,
toh itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote…
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
Wo Doston Ki Mehfil, Vo Muskratey Pal,
Dil Se Judaa Nhi Apnaa Beetaa Hua Kal,
Kabhi Zindgi Guzrti Thi Wqt Bitaney Mein,
Aaj Wqt Guzarta Hai Zindgi Bitaney Mein…..
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
Pani Na hoto nadiya Kis kam ki
Ansu na hoto Ankhiye kis kam ki
Dil na Hoto Dhadkan kis Kam ki
agar Me apko yaad Na Karu to Hamari Dosti kis kam ki.