Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
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Sochya si iss vaar unna nu bhull jawajge,
dekh ke vi unna nu undekha kar jawange,
Par jad jad samne aaye chehra unna da,
Sochya is vaar dekh le agli vaar bhull jawange

By:pankajCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:191
Looking For Special Someone!!

Love me at my worst, then I will love you at your best!<3

ps: I'm looking for a special someone, heres my mobile # +639095715324.
Am also using whatsapp. Thanks

By:KristahCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:183
Good Person Needed

The bad habbit like a flat tire ,
If you cannot change it you cannot go ahead.

By:SanaullaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:85
Happy Birthday Mom

Hope your day has been great and filled with laughter. Hope you know how much I Love you and also think your the greatest mom anyone could hope for. Glad your my mom.
Love your daughter Stacie

By:Stacie GarrettCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:220
Nice Sms0000

nice line-waqt sabko milta hain zindgi bdalne ke liye pr zindgi nhi milti waqt bdalne ke liye.
-so no west ur time

By:saathiCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:122
Goodmorning Smd

Tree leaves do not look green
forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.
Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

By:Diabeta faoureCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:199
SMS 9696730936

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

By:RASHIDCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:172
Dosti 9696730936

Dosti koi khoj Nhi hoti.
Dosti Hr Kisi Se Hr Roj Nhi Hoti.
Apni Life Me Hmari Maujudgi Ko Bewajah Mat Samjhna.
Q Ki Palkein Kbhi Aankhon Pe Bojh Nhi Hoti

By:RASHIDCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:174
Life Is Beautiful....

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL............Life becomes good wen u live for someone but,life becomes more beautiful wen u come to know that someone lives for u.....

By:soundharyaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:150
Happy Birthday My Brother

Zarur tmko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek bar to chand ne bhi tmko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
Khuda ne jb Zamin pr tmko utara hoga.
Janmdin Mubark

By:HASAN (DT)Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:194