Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
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Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya, ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya, ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.

By:tuheedCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:141
Good Morning Message For Facebook Wall.

An Ideal Day should begin with:
A Cute little Smile in your face;
A Cup of Coffee with a yummy Sandwich in your hand;
And A great Message from me on your Facebook Wall.
"GOOD MORNING DEAR, HAVE A BLESSED DAY WITH LOTS OF LUCK AND CHEER !!. :-) "

By:D.L.WILLIAMSONCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:285
Puneri Style

Ek mulgi rastayne jat aste
ek mulga cycle chalvat asto ani to mulila dhadkato.
Mulhi :- Break nahi marta yet ka ?
Mulga :- Sagli cycle marli rao ata break kai vegla kadhun maru.
Mulgi shock zali na rao !!!!!!!!!

By:SonalCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:241
Friend Is Forever

I saw you sitting and crying
I asked you?
But you didn't answer me
I came and sat near you
I tried to hold your hands and
wipe out your tears
But you just went away
Then only i realised
that you were sitting in my "GAVE"
After my "DEATH"

By:praveenaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:321
Mother And Mother

MOTHER: the most beautiful world on the lips of mankind

By:baharCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:55
Wound Wound Wound And Wound

When u have pain in life.....always remember this expansion
P.:positive
A: approach
I: in
N: negative
S: situations

By:baharCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:150
Bundoora Hotel

I heard in the newspaper that beer can cause u cancer, so I suggest u give up reading newspapers!

By:sacha laingCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:97
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Ormakalil palathum swopnangalanu
Swopnangalil chilathu aagrahangalanu
Aagrahangalil chilathu predeeksh

By:muhammed hrisCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:116
Happy Birthday !!! Wanda!!!

¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
░H░A░P░P░Y░
(¯”•.¸*♥♥♥* ¸.•”¯)
░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪
Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

Luv YA, Jerome

By:JeromeCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:234
Adults Sms In Hindi

adults sms in hindi

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.
Ye hota hai sex.
Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D

By:sandip singhCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:534