Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

CALL GIRL TO 65YR OLD MAN:UNCLE AAP EK ADHA BAR TRY KARO NA"UNCLE:MEIN KAR NAHI PAUNGA. CALL GIRL "AAO NA UNCLE TRY KARO NAA, UNCLE NE KHADA KIYA AUR CALL GIRL KI BAJAA DI. CALL GIRL "HAI MAR GAYI.UNCLE : WO TO MEIN PAYEMENT KE BARE ME BOL RAHA THA

balance sheet is like bikini. It shows does not matter but what it reveals is mindblowing

A worried mother gives her daughter a packet of condoms b4 date..
Girl laughs, hugs her mom n says..yehi soch toh badalni h maa..!
I'm dating juli..give me 'mooli'..!!!
:D

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

DJ: sir! yest hoth tanka dance ge song hakbeku?
pub ownr: janagalu 5 peg hako tanka matra!
amele kuduk mundevu generator soundge kunithave..
frm:cv@

teacher-if any 1 die vat v suld do for them. student-we suld put birla cement 4 their mouth.
teacher- y?
Student-cse in advertisement. they'll say dat "there is a life in birla cement".

Boy-Teri dono tango k bich kya hai?

Girl-Nark hai..... or Teri dono tango k bich kya hai?

Boy-Ek papi khada he jo nark mein jana chahta hai.

Girl: aj sex karoge

Boy: nhi
Girl: q?
Boy: Kandom nhi h.
Girl: Tera to roz ka drama h.. lemination q nhi krwa leta hai.

I WAS ANXIOUS,NERVOUS.
when i saw 1st porn movie of my life...
I
did not ate anything for almost 1 and half day.

A girl decide to prepare a tea.

she open the fridge but did not find milk..

so she take off her top .....~

AND wear new clothes and goes to shop to bring milk packet.%%%%

SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA$$$$$$

SOLID SOLUTION
L1+L2«»S
eutectic
L1+L2«»S1+S2
eutectoid

BORED.......

THEN

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sexiest LINE WRITTEN ON THE GIRLS T-shirt
""LOOKING WON'T MAKE THEM BIG
YOU NEED TO WORK ON THEM""

mndr ROCKS

DUDH AUR LADKI MEIN KYA FARAK HOTA HAI????
JAB DUDH GARAM HOTA GAI TAB MALAI UPAR ATI HAI...
AUR JAB LADKI GARAM HOTI GAG TAB MALAI NEECHE RE ATI HAI@?!,---?,,???

Dr. ki Tablet
Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Dr. ki Tablet
Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Arguing about Big & Small Boobs is like making a Choice Between Budwiser & Kingfisher BEER !!!

Men Will Take Whatever is Available As Long As It Is Not FLAT !!!!

Sindhi suhagraat mein dhire dhire wife ki panty uttar raha tha.

Wife: A jiiii kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi: Kapda achha hai.90 rupye meter ka to hoga ????

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

alib sahab





Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

choot kya marte ho pani to aata jata hai
marni hai to gand maro sala lund to haluaa khata hai