Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

 
Happy Bithday

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░H░A░P░P░Y░
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░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪
Happy Special Bithday To You Ravi!!

By:BHARATHCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:210
Zindagi Bhar Ham Tumhe Awaj Denge

Zindahi Bhar Hum Tumhe Awaz Denge
Pyar Kya Hai Hum Tumhe Bata Denge
Tod Do Bandishe Zamane Ki Saathiya
Ek Duniya Nayi Hum Basa Denge............

By:RAHUL KUMARCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:173
Friends Love

Har pila fruit aam nhi hota...
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota...
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota...
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha...
Kyunki ye vo step h jo khule aam nhi hota...
thoko thoko taali...!!!

By:akshayCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:260
Dnt Die For Love

Real love never dies... sooo dnt die for love... its killing of ur trusted one with ur hands by making of ur sweetest heart sooooo hard.....

By:swarajCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:140
GOOD NIGHT TO ALL

Night is a special gift of GOD.Because it gives a special chance to say good night to a special friends like you.

By:AMULYA SAHOOCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:113
9899772290

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

By:rajeev tiwariCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:178
8888273644

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░H░A░P░P░Y░
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░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪
Happy Special Bithday To You!!!

By:sujit Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:206
Rojgar Job Reson .

Aj Life Me Meko Aehsaas Hua Berojgari Ka, Jab Mummy Ne Keha...
"KANJRA KHALI BAITHA HAI, MATTR KO E CHOL DE"

By:RAJEEV VERMACategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:125
Just Thinking About You

Thanks for being a friend. Thanks for being there when I need someone to talk to. Thanks for being a new friend in my life.

By:lindsey mitchellCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:123
Aatwani....*

Junya Atwani ratri harwun jatat..

Hrudyatlya wedna dolyatun wahun jatat..

kadi manacha darwaja Ugda theun Aik...

Shabd hi Muke houn khup kai Bolun jatat......''

By:Gaurav GhoneCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:199