Happy birthday to you dear,may this birthday brings more joy and luck in your life,god bless you.

ek bar ek gaon ki ladki ki shaadi sardar se hoti h,
Sardar say to wife- aao chale suhagrat manate h.
Wife man hi man narvas hoti rahti hai aur br ye sochti rahti h k ptani suhagrat me hota kya h.
Sardar apni wife ki yoni me apna ling dalta h aur tej tej dhke lagane lagta h aur thodi der bad vo hat jata h.
Wife sardar se- chalo suhagrat manate h.
Sardar wife se- ye hi to suhagrat hoti hai.
Tabi wife bolti h ye suhagrat hoti h yo to maine gaon me bitode k piche kyi baar mani h.

sher sherni ko kiss krne laga,
sherni ne use rok dia or idhr udhr dekhne lgi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua?
Sherni boli-Dekh rahi hu aas pass Discovery wale to nahi hhhh...

Good Night

Ik war 3 sardar jungle vcho guzar rahe c te achanak kuch jungliyaa ne ohna te humla karta.te ohna nu bandi bana liya
Pehla 1 sardar toh puchya gaya ki usne gaand vch danda lena hai ya maut?
Sardar darde-darde boliya maut
2 sardar:main v maut leni hai
3 sardar:main gaand vch danda lena hai
Junglee:iss di bund vch tad tak danda do jad tak eh mar na jave

Ek bar ek sardar navy ma bharti hona jata ha uska interview me usa sawal puchta ha KYA APKO TARNA ATA HA sardar NO interview lana vala log REGECTED SARDAR sala to air force walo ko urna ata ha

hi patel jaydeep gh jiui iunj ui jk kjlgt y y ui yiu h uiu j iuk jiji ioyy ygkj gjjkj iji k

Dosti har chehre ki muskaan hoti hai,
dosti sukh - dukh ki pehchaan hoti hai,
koi rooth jaye to dil pe mat lena,
kyunki dosti zara si nadaan bhi hoti hai.

kya hua jo tum na mile milne p jo hoskta tum krte vo na hua

I love you soo mucha my life is you my wold is you

ham samay ki kadr nahi karte hame koi pyar karta hai our ham kal kal kate hai phir bo dost kisi our se dosti karta hai to phir ham use miss karte hai kam bahi jo time par ho.

shivam how are u kaose gd njb

send me aliraz ahim are also avilable in pakistan

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha

់aaj pagal day h
Apki najar m jo pagal h use ye sms bhejo
Mene to bhej diya h wapas muje bhej kr mha pagalo wali harkat mt krna ok.
Paglo ki 4 nishaniya
1-right hand me phone pakadna
2-anghute se button dabana
3-msg pdh kr muskurana
4-phir sochna kisko send karu
Ye sms jis khubsurat insan ko milega wo 5 sec bad behosh ho jate h
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Nahi hue khubsurat hote to behosh ho jate
Muje to bot mushkil se hosh aya

hiiiiiiiiiiii...........................

wo mujh se subho o shaam poochte hain
chand sitaare tera naam poochte hain

pehle kanoo main sargoshi karte thay
ab yehi baat wo sar e aam poochte hain

pehle tou sirf chand sitaare poochte thay
ab tou shaher ke loug tamaam poochte hai

Saath agar doge muskrayenge zarur
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur
Raah me kitne kante q naho Awaz agar
dil se doge to aayenge zarur..

SMSKabhi Hamare LiyeBEKARAR Rahti Thi WoHumse Bahut PYAR Karti Thi WoAj Apni RAH BadaL Leti HeHume Apni RAHO Me DeKh Kar Wo.

Taqdeer ne jaise chaha dhal gaye hum,
Bahut sambhal ke chale fir bhi fisal gaye hum,
Hum to kisi ko bhula na sake,
Fir bhi sabko laga ki badal gaye hum !!

Love Hindi sms SHAYRI LOVE DOSTI PYAR