Urine report gets exchanged.
Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..
Enjoy..
Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.
Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.
Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?
'Santa ur son is dead"
Hearing this bad news he jump from 50th floor.
35thr he realizs: I don't hv son
20flr : M not married &
3rdflr: shit i am BANTA..
Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
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Ye pahela tha..
Happy all fools day..
SITUATION OF WORLD CUP:
1983 me ram ne world cup se shadi ki,
Phir 1996 me RAWAN world cup ko l gaya,
Aur ab 14 years ke vanvas ke bad..ram ko world cup mila..
Bolo Siyavar Dhonichandraki jay..
Best sms of 1947...
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Ha Ha Ha !!
You Fool
There was no MOBILE at dat time..
April fool..
Ponting biwi se- chai dena,
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya.
ponting gusse se- Cup me do..!!
Biwi-cUP to tera Baap dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki adat daal.
Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke yhe wo le gaye..
Best tag line for IND vs PAK..
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Time to bully the half lullies..!
Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:
1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..
Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!
Santa par bijli ka taar Gir Gaya,
santa Tadap Tadap ke marne Hi Wala Tha,
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Use Yaad Aaya.
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Gaon mai Bijli 2 din se band Hai..
Jolly Da
BIWI- Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?
10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee raha hai.
Pati- Baap re..itna Lamba celebration !!
KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?
Dad: Everytime u make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.
KID: Now I understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white..!!
Mountain Dew's New ad:
Come lets do some thing Dangerous !
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS!
Daar Sabko Lagta Hai,Par Darr Ke aage Jeet Hai..!!
Open it after 4 days..
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I know you can't wait.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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You are the
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.First fool of 2011 " APRILFOOL' in advance..
Kamina Bacha !
Son: dad, aap ki Love Marrige hui thi na?
Dad: Ha ! Par tumhe kaise pata?
Son: Q ki aapki shadi or meri Date of Birth me sirf 5 month ka FARQ hai !!
A rabbit runs and hops and lives only for 15 years..!!
A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 450 yers !
Exercise is Hell !
Sleep well !
Ambani : If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...
Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it...
ICREDIBLE INDIA:
Mubai's stock market's street is d only place whr people cum in a BMW 2 tke advice on how 2 make more money,frm thoz who cum in LOCAL TRAINS...
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