Gandhiji ne shadi se pehle apni wife Kasturba ko chota sa letter likha or kasturbagi Behosh ho gayi...
Dear Kasturba,
I LOVE YOU,
Tumhara BAPU !!
Kuch log Nark mei bahut aram se so rahe the.
Bhagwan-Ye log to nark ki garmi mein bi aram se so rahe hai?
Yamraj-Sale sab Ahmedabad se Hai.
HAPPY SUMMER
Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?
Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.
Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'
Suhagraat k bad muslim ladke se dosto ne pucha-kaisa raha?
Ladka-Kabhi apni riste-dari me shadi mat karna..zara sa zor lagaya to boli-'NASIRBHAI AARAM se..
Ever heard about the holy water that converts your precious thoughts into speech??
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Its called DARU..!!cheers..
Letter to universry Dean by a student..
Salam sale!ye bata kaun harmkhor papr set karta h..kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.upar se kutte papr checking to aise karte h jaise apni maa k maut ka badla lew rhe ho..Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yaha to harmkhor sab topper hi janme h..
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.tu khud is papr me 10 bar fail hua hoga.tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe..
Urs faithfuly
(Pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
KYa bat hai TUSSI aaj to BADE
Attractive,
Beautiful,
Cute,
Decent,
Intelligenr,
Lovable,
Smart,
Talented,
Person ka message padh rahe ho...
BOY : Hey babby,what's ur name?
Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!!
Boy: what??
Girl: Matlab 'PUSH PAA'..!!