SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Afridi: Apni biwi se: Mujhe chai to dena,
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya,
Afridi ghusse se bola:Cup mein daal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki aadat daal...

Aadmi ki car se Kabutar takra k behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi kabutar ko ghar le gaya or pinjre me rakha.Khana dia,Kabutar jag k bola, AAILA.JAIL ?

Wo Car wala Mar Gaya Kya ?

Mountain Dew's New Ad:

Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !

Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr K

The 1st testicular Guard in cricket was used in 1984..
and
1st helmet in 1974..
It took 100 years for men to realize.
Brain is also importan!!

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola.." ghut-Ghut ke marna theek he ye ekdam se..?

BIWI: Ekdam se..

Santa: To apni Dusri taang bhi Muj Pe Rakh de..!!

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye

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( @ .. @)
(<IIIII>)

aay haye!
aapne to Mehfil hi loot li...

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner.they make crores and crores first and then answer the Question later.

HV NICE DAY

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..

Khus nasib kahenge khud ko jo aapse mulakat hui,

Na jane kaise is Riste ki shurvat hui,

Na bhul payege us pal ko ki ja

BETA : Papa Mai us Ladki se Shadi nahi Karunga.

PAPA : Kyu ?

BETA : Gaon Waale Usko " TAXI" Bulaate Hai,
PAPA : Kar Le Beta, Chhota Sa to Gaon hai,Kitni Chali Hogi..

Accident hua,Bahot bheed thi..
Santa ko dekhnr ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,
.
CLVER SANTA:-
" Ye mera BAAP hai "
Bheed pichhe hati to dekha kutta maraa tha..

Height of laziness:

U stand in front of miroe with a glass of water...& throw water on the mirror & say.." Hassh...Nahi lidhu"

' Enjoy d winter"

There is enough on this earth for a man's need but not enough for his greeds...

Good morning

'If he has 1 hair, " Iqbal"
'If he has 1 hair on bum 'Ass-if-iqbal'
'If homosexual,"Assfaq"
'If he shakes his dad's cock,"Sheikh-abbu-da-lullah'
'If he shakes his mom's boobs,"Sheikh-mah-boob'
'If born with an erection,"Fuckrudi

Rajnikant bought a JCB machine on his b'dau..
.
Do u know why?
.
Birthday cake cut karne ke liye...

Malkin : Tum 3 din kyu na ayi ?
Kamwali : Memsab Facebook pe status update to kiya tha ki me gao ja rahi hu..saheb ne vomment bhi kiya Happy journey,come soon love you..

Obama stands near the ' Tanki " & want to drink a water,But he has no 'Glas " then how van he drink a water ?
.
.
simple yaar..
Obama drinks water in..," KHOBAMA"

In this new year take special care of ur Body parts & avoid injuries coz spare parts for old models are no longer instock!!!! Smiling Plz..

New accounting Terminology:

1cr.= Khoka
500 cr.= 1 koda
1,000 cr.=1 radia
10,000 cr.= 1 kalmadi
1,00,000 cr.= 1 Raja
10 KALMADI + 10 RAJA = 1 SHARAD PAWAR..