Marzi ki zindgi ki 7 baatain.
1-Studies
2.Entertainment
3-Good job
4-Shadi
5-....
6-....
7-....
Shadi Ho Gai Na?
Marzi ki zindgi Khatam..!!
1 Baar God Ne Meri Memory Ko Delete Kar Diya.or Poocha koi Dost Taad Hai?
Maine aapka Naam liya,
GOD Bole-Saala Pura Format Maara To Bhi VIRUS Nahi Gaya.
Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..
After decades,BEER in now CHEAPER than PETROL !!!
Now there will be new slogan:
'Just Drink-Dont Drive"...Cheers..
Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hu..
Bf-Na tere aane ki khushi na tere jane ka gam ..ja dusripata lenge hum.kyoki jisme hai dum vohi he 'BAJIRAO SINGHAM'
1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diya,
Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
Ram ne Ravan Ko Mara(R-R)
Krishna ne kans ko mara(k-k)
Godse ne gandhi ko mara(G-G)
Isiliye osama ko to obama ke haathon marna hi tha ..(O-O)
Daru ki vaje se brbad sharabi ne kasam li or ghr se daru ki khali botles fekne lga.
1st fenk k bola-teri vaje se meri nokri gayi.
2nd fek k bola-teri vjh se mera ghar bika.
3rd fenk k bola-teri vjh se meri bv gai,
4th uthai to vo bhari nikli to bola-tu side me ho ja..isme tera koi kasoor nhi..
Son: Papa aap rat ko mummy ke sath kiyu sote ho..
Papa: Beta apas me pyar badta h..
Beta: papa ullu mat banao sath sone se pyar nhi pariwaar badta hai..!!