SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Once Rajnikant Appeared for IIT exams.

and..

Guess wat..

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He FAILED

IIT Rocks..

Rajni Ho Ya Ghajini..

IIT me sabki bajni..

Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..

Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!

Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..

Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!

Bechara Mard....

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim,
Aurat se pit jsye to Buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladi kare to jelous,
Chup rahe to Be-gairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
Ghar me rahe to Nakara,
Bachon ko dante to jalim,
Na dante to laparwah,
Aurat ko naukri se roke to shakki mijaz,
Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,
Maa ki mane to Maa ka chamcha,
Biwi ki sune to joru ka gulam..
Na jane Kab Ayenga
" HAPPY MEN's DAY"

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

2010 Me jo Paap kiya H Usko Bhugto..
2011 Me..
26 jan-Sunday
16 Mar-sun/Holi
1 May-Sunday
15 Aug-Sunday
2 oct-sunday
17 ovt-Sun/Dasera
5 Nov-Sun/Diwali
25 Dec-sunday

Strait Insult:

Husband- Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne bilkul gobar jaisa..

Wife: Hey bhagwan is adami ne to har cheez chak rakhi hai..

Thank u very much for ur support last year,with ur purchases we have achieved good sales.pls continue ur support.

MD
Kohinoor condoms
(small size division)

Agar columbus married hota to kabhi Amrica discover nai kar pata,
Kyu ki usse kisi ne nahi pucha hoga..
1.kahan ja rahe ho?
2.kyu?
3.kis ke sath?
4.Mai b chalu?
5.wapis kab aoge?
6.Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7.Meri mom ko hi le jao,
8.wapsi me sabzi lete ana...

Dad ( Caught his son watching ' Sheela ki jawani song").." Padh le beta !

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Sheela toh Exam ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!..

1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,

6-15 Girls Love DAD

16-25 Girls Love ME

26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND

Ab Bachi
51-70 Girls

Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!

A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:

" Come like a racer,
Sit like a Yogi &
Go like a King..!!
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This slogan was written on a..

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TOILET DOOR..!!

NAMASKAR !
Ye FEMALE-MLE janch seva hai,
Agar aap Nari hai to 1 sms kare,
Purush hai to 4 sms kare aur agar confused hai to sms na kare hum samajh jayenge..!!

Kai sal pehle jab Govt.Officer ki aukat sirf cycle kharidne ki thi,ek saab ne cycle kharidi.kuch dino baad unhon carrier lagwne ke liye cycle dukan oe bheja,Dukandar ne carrier to lagaya per stand nikaal liya,Sahab ne reason pucha,Dukandar bola-'Sahab Govt.Officer dono nahi rakh sakta,Ager 'CAREEIR'chahta hai to 'STAND'nahi le sakta aur ager 'STAND' lena hai to 'CAREEIR'gaya'
This is Tru even today"..!!

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...
Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi Hain..

Reality of our country:
Most of da 1st class stud.get technical seats,become doctors & engineers,

The 2nd class pass MBA,vcum administrtors & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class enter politics,bcum ministers & Control BOTH,

&
Da failures,join da underworld & CONTROL ALL !!

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,
" Ghabra mat ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota..'

Good Morning

Barish Hui Or Bhig Gaye Hum,
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Wah wah
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Barish Hui or Bhig Gaye Hum,
Are..!!
Aage kya hua?
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.Hona kya tha Rajnikant ne phoonk Mari or sukh Gaye Hum!!!

AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa Tarika Batao K Mai Khau piu or mera Roza N Tute..

BIRBAL-HUZUR Logo Se Laate Khao Or Gussa Pee jao.Sub kuch Tutega Magar ROZA Nahi Tutega..

Good Morning..