1 Aadmi ne 100times khoon daan kar ke record banaya,
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki...Apne nahi piya tabi to Humne Liya.
Bhagwan ne apko bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheja me bheja hi nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine apko bheja.
Dekha mera bheja.
Which is d funiest moment in life?
wen v hv no idea wt 2 try in d xam paper n d inviglatr cums n say,
'Sidho bes,pachal walo jove che"
Marwadi: Zara toothbrush dena,mere brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Shopkeeper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le raho ho?
Marwadi:Jo tuta tha vo akhri tha.
ONE OF THE BEST MESSAGES WRITTEN BEHIND A GUJARAT'S CAR..
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'GIVE ME A LOAN AND THAN LEAVE ME ALONE..!!
Tell Me ur
Date of Birth
Place of Birth,
Time of Birth,
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Fast
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Pata Toh Chale k upar wala Kab Mazak k Mood Me Tha !!
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
A sweet Demand:
A kid was beaten up by his mom !!
Dad came and asked 'What happend son ?
cute reply: " I just can't adjust with your wife.I want my own.!!
1 Din Ke 24 'Ghante"
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7 sone ke
8 kamane ke,
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke,
2 khane pine ke,
2 Biwi Bacche ke,
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Apne liye Bacha kya ' G H A N T A "
The only place in India whr food is cheap.
Tea..1.00
soup..5.50
Dal..1.50
Meal..2.00
chapati..1.00
chicken..24.50
Dhosa..4.00
veg briyani..8.00
fish..13.00
This items r meant 4 poor and is available at Indian Parlm.canteen.
the salary of those poor people 80,000/- per month.