Aadmi ' Kumbh'k mele mai-
He prabhu teri kripa se kumbh k mele mei bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai,
Kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao..!!
Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..
See his report..
Eng-02
Mat-05
Science-07
SST-08
Hindi-03
Total-25
Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi.
Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.
Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Now give me another wife,
That I can beat up once again !
In 1980,IDBI rejected Loan For Ambani,
.
. 28 years later..
.
.
Mukesh Ambani is Planning to buy IDBI..
.
This shows nothing is impossible..
Today ' Swiss Bank" rejected 'MY' loan..
Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!
Replies the Parrot..!!
' Faithful" husbands will go straight to heaven..!
.
While,.
Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!!
'Choise is you's"
Wah INDAI,
Afzal ko Mafi,
Sadhvi ko Fansi.
RSS pr Pratibandh,
SIMI se Anubandh,
Amrnath Yatra par lagan,
Haj k liye Anudan,
Waki...
Mera Bharat Mahan..
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...
5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!
Who can stop 500 cars with just one hand?
kya bola aapne
?
?
rajnikanth
naare na na
traffic police
are kabhi to Rajni ko chhod..
A gujarati having no child,no money,no home,a blind mother,prays to GOD,
God is pleased.
Grant him only one wish.
Gujarati: Ok god,my only one wish is..'I want my mom to see my wife putting two crore worth dimond around on my child's neck,in my mercedes benz parked near swimmimg pool of our new bungalow in Beverly hills.
God: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these GUJARAT..!!!
Principal: what u want 2becom in future?
Student: After studyin MBBS,I want to join police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big building n conduct research nd become actor...
Principal: Hey,wat's ur name?
.
.
Student: Ranikant..!!
Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
Similarity between
"GANDHI"
"ALMAN" &
" MALLIK" ? Teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
Ek ne 'DESH' ke liye,Dusre ne 'AISH' ke liye,Tisri ne ' CASH' ke liye...
Suna hai aap me dimag bahut hai,
Question: Kisi LADKI ka naam batao jisme A,I,E,O,U,na ho..!
Its challenge fir u..
Pls send ans..I am waiting...
Chuha Hathi se Bola:
2 Din K Liye Apni Biwi Ki BRA Dena,
Hathi : Has K..Q Bibi Ko Pehnaega?
Chuha: Nahi BETI ki Shadi Hai..TENT Lagna hai ..Ladies alag/Gents alag..
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gaya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gaya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splender 80km prati Litre..
Arz kia hai...
Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khoon,
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Gud Afternun,Gud Afternun..!
God in DABANNG style..
Hum Tumhare GUJARAT me aisa Atmosphere karenge,ki tum confuje ho jaoge ki RAINCOAT Pehne Ya SWEATER...
Happy 'WINTER'with 'MONSOON"
One Day RAJNIKANTH Got Angery On His Sweeper Boy,He Kicked Him So Hard That He went fly in the sky with his broom...2day that boy is famous as " HARRY POTTER"...
Good Day...
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