Sometime Life is Like...
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A Negro's left bum..
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It's not fair and it's not right...
1st time in the history of Mankind 'Need'
comfort & 'Luxury r sold at the same price in India.!!
Onions Rs.65
Petrol rs.72
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Beer Rs.65
Jai Ho INDIA
Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hai hamesa,
Tumhara Toh Milna Kam ho gaya Hai..
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us pagli ko Kaun samjhaye,.
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PETROL 72Rs/Letre ho Gaya Hai...@@
Nice line say By People 2day:
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Sachin 99
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Petrol 73
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Who will reach 100 first..
Never laugh at your wife's choices..
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You are one of them..!!
Marwadi's Friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,uthaya q nahi?
Marwadi: Q uthau,30Rs.de k Jo Gana Lagwaya hai woh kya Tera Baap sunega..
Smartst thing sardar ever did,
He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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Your password is 'Incorrect'
Smallest leave appilcation By a KG Boy..
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Dear sir,
Main nahi aunga,
Nahi aunga,
Nahi Aunga,
Thanku Bshh Nai Aunga..
Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.
Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..
Ye jaruri Nahi ki Insaan sirf AAg se hi jale..
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