Jab aap sms nahi karte to itna gussa aata hai,Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL utar kar...UTE pehan lu aur Apse Milne aa jau....
At 43,
Pamela Anderson gets paid 2.5 crores for 3 days in BIG BOSS.
Clearly SILICONE has provided greater returns than old...!!
H'v nice fun day..!!
Wo hume dekh kar yu muskuraye,Ishq mein hamare bhi kadam dagmagaaye...
Dil ki baat kehne hi waale the,tabhi uske bachche mama mama chillaye...
Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!
Chicken ready ?
Yes Boss.
Fish rady?
Yes Boss.
Omlet rady?
Yes Boss..
Mutton Ready?
Nahi Boss,Bakra abhi SMS Padh Raha hai...
Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...
Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...
Prominent Poster in a ' RESTAURANT..
' All our waiters are married.They know how to take orders"
Good Morning...
Once RAJNIKANT Participated in Bike Race...
Don't Even Try to Guess what Happended..
He won the Race on neutral gear..!!
Bapu in a computer Exam...
examiner asked,"What is Microsoft Excel?
Bapu: " It is like Surf Excel to clean computer...!
Agar free ho toh call karNa,
Mere cell me balance nahi hai,
It's urgent,Mujhe Ek personal Advice leni hai..
TajMahal bech Du Ya Rahne Du..? Bolo..
Arz kiya hey !
Har toota taara mannat ka nahi hota...
Har utha haath dua ka nahi hita..
Bujh jaate hai diye kabhi apni galtiyo se..Har baar kasoor hawa ka nahi hota..!!
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BAKRA BHEJA DIYA
EID PE PHIR SY MURGHI CHORI MAT KARNA..OR AARAM SE 2,3,DIN TAK KHANA...THIK HEY..
EID MUBARAK...
Just see the sky,
All stars R Blinking Exept 1 cute star that is busy in Reading my SMS...
Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..
Boy to his Gym Trainer at Gym..' I wanna impress this cute girl I Am Gonna meet in 3 days..
Which machine should I use???
Gym Trainer." Use the ATM"
Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
Guju & American wer sailling in a boat..
Suddenly american fell in the water..
he shoutead:'Hwy Guju ! Save"
Guju shouted back: ' Sev nathi..Khakra che..Aapu..?
Sharabi 3 mnzil se Gira,
aur Uske aas Paas Log jama Ho gaye,
Aur Logo Ne Sharabi se Pucha,
Kya Hua ?
Sharabi-Pata Nahi Mai Bhi Abhi aaya Hu..
Hathoda of d day :-
Q-what do u call a Gujrati Female who drinks only one tea in a Dat ???
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A-Jaswantiben ( Just one tea ben)
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