Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.
Husband: chalo,taiyaar ho jao.?
petrol pump chalte hai.
1st time joke about sardarni..
All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"
Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??
Sexy secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.
Colleague askd:wat hapnd?
She replied: He asked r u free 2nite?
I said yes & Bastard give me 50 pages 2 type.
Bhagat : Hey bhagwan..promotion karwa dena.51 rupes ka bhog aapke charanon mein rakh raha hoon.
God: Pagal marwayega kya?
Ann dekh raha hai..
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Ye Aankhein aaj bhi us kamine ko talaash rahi hai jisne kaha tha-Sarkari naukari mein aaraam hota he..
Five Big Mistake Of Manmohan sing G*
:-) 3 G
:-) 2 G
;-) CWG
:-) Listening To Sonia G'
:-) N most imp.Forgetting ANNA G'
1 Admi Daru Pi Pi K Mar Gaya,
Lekin Uski daru K Prati Shradha To Dekho,
Wo Mar Ke B ye keh gaya SHARAB TO THIK THI,SALA LIVER HI KAMZOR NIKLA'
So Always B+ve...
Mayawati was talking about Family Planing & Birth control in Parliament.
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Lalu got Angry & Said 'Hey Babe,When U cant Play the Game,Don't Make Rules 4 Champions.
Latest News from HELL:
M.F.Hussain is painting Bin Laden nude.
some people can never change.
Enjoy sunday with PAINTING of this century...