'Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:
Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,
JAY JHULELAL..
4 dost sharab p rahe the k table pe rakha mobil baja,
Man:'Hello'
Bv:Janu I m in Market,kya me 50,000 ka gold set le lu?
Man:Ha janu le lo,
BV:silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
Man: '1 nhi 2-4 lelo,
Bv:ok dear,Tumhara credit card mere pass he,usi se le rhi hu,
Man:ha theek he,
Sare Dost bole:Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he,
MAN: wo sab 6odo,pehle ye batao k ye MOBIL KISKA HAI?
Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..
For Pepsi 'RANBIR'
For coke 'AAMIR'
For mirinda 'ASIN'
For fanta 'GENELLA'
For Thums up 'AKSHAY'
U don't cry
'SHERDI NA RAS'mate tamnej SELECT karya 6e.
1 dukhi admi-'Aisi zindgi se to maut achi hai"
Achnak yamdut aaya aur bola-Tumhari jaan lene aya hu..
Admi-Lo batao ab dukhi insan mazak bhi nahi kar skta.
A New teacher joins school He finds Two Boys similar in Appearance.
teacher asks: 'Kya TUM judva ho?
Boy: jee nahi..hum padosi hain.
1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki,
1 saal baad hi wo mar gayi,usey rota dekh uska dost bola,Afsos hua par tu bhi to soch china ka Maal aur kitna chalega !!
Behosh mariz ko dekhkar Doc: ye mar chuka he,
Tabi Mariz bola: Me zinda hu..
Mariz ki biwi boli: Tum chup raholi,itna bada Doctor kya jhoot bolega...
Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par..
English Girl:Darling u r naughty.
Urdu: Mat maro janu..
Sikh:Tussi vade romntic ho ji.
Gujrat: VAGHRI na Aankh ma vagyu.
BAAP-Agar Tu Fir Exam me fail hua to Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna.
After Exams.
BAAP-How is ur result?
Son-Dimag mat kha BABULAL,Tune BAAP Hone Ka haq kho Dia.