Nepollian wrote on wall of his place:
My Message to the world..if you like me,raise your hands.
if not,raise your standards,
Hamara bharat mahaan.??
Ek Desh jahaa pizza Ambulance ke pehle ghar pahuchta hai,
jahaa car loan 7% hai aur Education loan 12%
Jaha chawal rs.40/kg me aur sim card free.
jahaa log durga ki pooja karte hai aur ladki paidaa hone pe uska khoon..
hahaa olympic shooter ko Gold medal jitne pe sarkar 3 crore dete hai,aur dusra shooter jo aatankwaadi se ladte shahid hota hai use 1 lakh..
Chor pakdne ki machine bani,
USA me 1 din me 9 pakde gaye,
CHINA me,30
UK me 50
India me-1 ghante me machine chori ho gayi,
Bolo 'BHARAT MATA' ki jay!!
A man meets a frnd after a long time & notices he wearing an earing.
'wen did u start wearing earing'?
frnd: Ever since my wife found one in my car"
Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"
Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.
Extreme height of laziness:
Thief 1: Let's count the money that we have robbed today at the bank.
Thief 2: dude I'm so tired.we'll see in the news.
God: what do u want?
Boy: A very Beautiful girl.
God: If u r Muslim I'll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I'll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I'll give u Genelia,
What's ur Name?
Boy:Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
God:Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut over smart ban raha hai.
Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghar Pe hai kya?
Bachha sprite peete hue:'Apko Papa se milna hai na,papa ghar Pe Hai."
Sidhi baat..No Bakwas..!!
Log kehta hain..!!
'Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai..
so,main socha ki apko meri yaad dila du..
Wife: Subah mere chehre pe pani kyo Dala,
Husband:Tere Baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki Tarha Hai ise Murjane mat Dena.