DUNIA me kabhi ache insan ki talash me mat nikalna.
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Aaj kal Barish Bahut tez hai aur..
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Hum Bahar kam hi nikalte he..
IGNORE IF U R MARRIED....
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Baki sab ke liye..
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..!!
If u r MARRIED
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If u have a Gal/Boy Frnd plz delete the message..
Others go down
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.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..
RED ALERT:-
Agar koi Anjan Ladki Apko Koi Bag ya koi cheez de to kripya use na le...Usme RAKHI ho sakti he..
Apki zara c Laparwahi Apko 'BHAI' Bana sakti he.
Child prayd 2god 'plz gv me a cycle"
but he didnt get.
Nxt day he stole a statue of GANESH & wrot a lettr to shiv,
'Agar bach chaiye to cycle lekr ghar aja"
Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!@
Most insulting lines said to GOOGLE..
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'Can u just Allow Me to write my sentence before you start Guessing !!..>:0
2011 is fundamntal mathematical operatin yr of '1'
1+1=2add
1-1=0 sub
1*1=1 mul
1/1=1 div=2011
plz dnt force me 4 nobel prize..
I hate publicity..
Killer Thought..
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.When you wait for waiter in restaurant,
Aren't you the waiter?
Wife 2 Husband: Sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h..jahan b 6upati hu dhundh leta h..
Dad: 1 kam kar book me rakh de exam tak nahi dhundh payega..