Sms Jokes & Quotes

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:240
Sms Jokes & Quotes

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa oollu banaya unko

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:232
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN...

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:183
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:231
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.
Owner: yes madam
Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas?
Owner: Ha he
Girl: 12 Dedo..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:183
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is

listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:238
Sardar Jokes

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:146
Sardar Jokes

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:169
Sardar Jokes

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:194
Sardar Jokes

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:228
Sardar Jokes

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:90
Sardar Jokes

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:148
Sardar Jokes

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:226
Sardar Jokes

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don�t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:227
SARDAR SMS QUOTES

sardar English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam admi hoon,..I Am a mango man.
2.Mujhe english ati hai..English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.
4.sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,tablets r walking on the rd.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:310
SARDAR JOKES

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:175
Engineer, Doctor Love Story

A doctor and an engineer loved the same gir. Engineer before going out of station for a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Why??

Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!

Engineers rock

By:Engineers ForumCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:215
Controlling Anger

Dad: "When I beat you how do you control your anger??"

Tintumon:"I start cleaning the toilet"

Dad:"How does that help??"

Tintumon:"I clean it with your tooth brush"

By:Funny Love SMSCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:243
Thought Of The Day

Naughty thought for the day -
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when...

The wrong ones are damn attractive!!

By:Allen JoshuaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:168
Sardar Went For Divorce.

Sardar and his wife went for divorce.

Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?

Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..

By:DanielleDissussaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:194
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