Shadi me BAPU ne plate pe paper nepkin dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.
Jaise hi wo khane lage to sare DARBAR chillaye..E No khata..
Saav moru 6e..
Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?
Srdr:10 rs. ka?
Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.
4 Dost sharab p rahe the ki table pe rakha mobil baja,
Man:Hello
BV: Dear i am in maRKET,kya main 50000 ka gold set le lu?
MAn: ha janu le lo,
BV: silk saree bhi jo 5500 ki he?
Man: 1 nahi,2-4 lelo,
BV:ok dear tumahara credit card mere pas he,usi se le rahi hoon,
Man: ha thuk he,
Sare dost bole: Tu pagal he ya tuje chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu BV ko kitna chahta he,
Man: wo sab 6odo,pehle ye batao ki ye MOBIL KISKA HAI?
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 400/- ki 'ROYAL STAG" piyo ,sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!!
Achhi jindagi jine ke Do Tarike hai..
1..Jo PASAND hai use HASSIL Karna sikh lo..
Ya phir
2.. JO 'HASSIL" hai use PASAND karna sikh lo..
Only a man knows a Man's nature!! For eg..
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Customer: I want to buy a Ladies watch..
shopkeeper: Biwi l liye chahiye ya branded dikhau?
Golden words:
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Chhod na,
Kaun sa hum log follow karne wale hain..!
Its a story from 'GUJARAT"
pyaar karna itna bada gunah he?
1 ladka aur ladki me bahut pyar tha.
Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,
usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh diya,
wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..?
'light chali gai'
pass me khada wo ladka chillaya..
'Narendra Modi Jindabad"
Moral:
Agar sacha he apka pyar to sath hai aapki
'GUJARAT sarkar..!!
" Beizzati'
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Aur
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'Bivi'
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.Ek jaisi hoti hai..
Achchhi tab hi lagti hai...jab doosre ki ho..
Dear friend,2day is veerappan's 3ed death aniversry.
The legend daku,in his memory,
pls.forward this msg to atleast 1 local DAKU..
I have done my Duty..!!