The next generation KG Poem..
'Drinking Drinking little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH,
Have desi with chana fry..!
kem miss call maryo ?
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100 me se 99 bewkuf iska jawab denge,
Aur ek samajhdar aage frwd karega..
Try on ur frnds.
salwar kameez wali ladki ko patate samay sawdhan?
Baba ramdev bhi ho sakte hin...
janhit mein jari...
There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.
Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..
@ Alcohal chalisa @
Gurue 'RUM'ma
Gurur 'whisky'
Gurur 'vodka' 'jin'eshwara,
Gurur 'Scotch'a param 'Brandi'
Tasmai shri 'BEER' namah..
jay shri 'BEVDA'ay namah..
Socho agr DOCTOR film bnate to TITLE kya hote..
1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham.
2. kaho na bukhar hai..
3. T.B.No.1
4.Kal patient Ho Na Ho..
5. Hum Blood De chuke sanam.
Stock brocker catches wife in bed with other man: what's going on?
Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity,honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE !
A Que: Asked in exam
Que: what is the Indian National Game.
All student answered
Hockey
But they got 0 marks
They asked the teacher..
why we got 0 marks
teacher replies
Hockey was right ans till yr.2009
but right ans.in yr 2010
is 'Corruption'
A question asked in A Talent Test:
If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters,How you recognize your wife..?
The Best Answer:
Hell,why should I..?
Santa ki Amma mar gayi..
1 admi bola amma mujhe bhi lejati.
2-4 aur bole amma hume bhi lejati.
santa bola : abey chup ho jayo.Amma kya Tata sumo karke gayi hai.