Urine report gets exchanged.
Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..
Enjoy..
Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.
Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.
Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?
'Santa ur son is dead"
Hearing this bad news he jump from 50th floor.
35thr he realizs: I don't hv son
20flr : M not married &
3rdflr: shit i am BANTA..
Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?
Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.
Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.
Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !
1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
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Ye pahela tha..
Happy all fools day..
SITUATION OF WORLD CUP:
1983 me ram ne world cup se shadi ki,
Phir 1996 me RAWAN world cup ko l gaya,
Aur ab 14 years ke vanvas ke bad..ram ko world cup mila..
Bolo Siyavar Dhonichandraki jay..
Best sms of 1947...
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Ha Ha Ha !!
You Fool
There was no MOBILE at dat time..
April fool..
Ponting biwi se- chai dena,
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya.
ponting gusse se- Cup me do..!!
Biwi-cUP to tera Baap dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki adat daal.
Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke yhe wo le gaye..
Best tag line for IND vs PAK..
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Time to bully the half lullies..!