Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:
1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..
Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!
Santa par bijli ka taar Gir Gaya,
santa Tadap Tadap ke marne Hi Wala Tha,
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Ki,
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Use Yaad Aaya.
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Ke.
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Gaon mai Bijli 2 din se band Hai..
Jolly Da
BIWI- Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?
10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee raha hai.
Pati- Baap re..itna Lamba celebration !!
KID : Y some of ur hair r white DAD?
Dad: Everytime u make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white.
KID: Now I understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white..!!
Mountain Dew's New ad:
Come lets do some thing Dangerous !
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS!
Daar Sabko Lagta Hai,Par Darr Ke aage Jeet Hai..!!
Open it after 4 days..
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I know you can't wait.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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You are the
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.First fool of 2011 " APRILFOOL' in advance..
Kamina Bacha !
Son: dad, aap ki Love Marrige hui thi na?
Dad: Ha ! Par tumhe kaise pata?
Son: Q ki aapki shadi or meri Date of Birth me sirf 5 month ka FARQ hai !!
A rabbit runs and hops and lives only for 15 years..!!
A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 450 yers !
Exercise is Hell !
Sleep well !
Ambani : If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...
Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it...
ICREDIBLE INDIA:
Mubai's stock market's street is d only place whr people cum in a BMW 2 tke advice on how 2 make more money,frm thoz who cum in LOCAL TRAINS...