Afridi: Apni biwi se: Mujhe chai to dena,
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya,
Afridi ghusse se bola:Cup mein daal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki aadat daal...
Aadmi ki car se Kabutar takra k behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi kabutar ko ghar le gaya or pinjre me rakha.Khana dia,Kabutar jag k bola, AAILA.JAIL ?
Wo Car wala Mar Gaya Kya ?
Mountain Dew's New Ad:
Come Lets Do
Something
Dangerous,
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 10 HOURS !
Darr Sabko lagta Hai,
Par Darr K
The 1st testicular Guard in cricket was used in 1984..
and
1st helmet in 1974..
It took 100 years for men to realize.
Brain is also importan!!
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola.." ghut-Ghut ke marna theek he ye ekdam se..?
BIWI: Ekdam se..
Santa: To apni Dusri taang bhi Muj Pe Rakh de..!!
Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..
1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye
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( @ .. @)
(<IIIII>)
aay haye!
aapne to Mehfil hi loot li...
All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner.they make crores and crores first and then answer the Question later.
HV NICE DAY
Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..
Khus nasib kahenge khud ko jo aapse mulakat hui,
Na jane kaise is Riste ki shurvat hui,
Na bhul payege us pal ko ki ja